Stripteases at Chinese Funerals - Sort of Trumps the Eulogy Doesnt it?
Looks like strippers are beginning to replace the fine art of pole dancing with casket dancing in China!
According to the Shanghai Daily, it is common practice in Donghai (insert lame joke here) to have women perform stripteases at funerals. Locals believe that the greater the number of mourners at your final send off, the greater your worth.
So what better way to attract people then to have naked women yanking off the trousers of male funeral goers? It sure as hell beats weeping in the aisles. Some of the strippers will even go so far as to bathe in public or perform nude with snakes! I wonder if the dancers get a bonus if they manage to give the stiff a stiffy?
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April 28th, 2007 at 11:40 am
STRIPPERS AT FUNERALS??? I’VE DIED AND GONE TO HEAVEN…WHAT NEXT KARAOKE???
April 28th, 2007 at 11:56 am
Female strippers how disgusting …its totally disrespectful. When i go i want to be the only stiff in the room thank you very much. oh wait do they have male strippers too ?