Scottys Ashes Gone AWOL!
Two weeks ago we reported that James Doohan, AKA Scotty, of Star Trek fame
was about to have his life-long dream, of boldly going where no-man had gone
before, fulfilled. Well his final wish came to pass and a portion of his
ashes along with 200 other people’s remains were beamed up into outer space.
Now beaming them up was obviously the easy part. It’s finding where the
rocket has landed, back here on earth, that seems to be the problem.
A search team have been exploring the New Mexico desert where the rocket is
thought to have landed, but to no avail.
If anyone has a clue where they may be, please let us know ASAP. Let’s hope
that our pal Keith Richards doesn’t get his hands on them first!
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May 12th, 2007 at 5:06 pm
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May 13th, 2007 at 6:50 am
Captain’s Log, Stardate 54324.5:
Starfleet Command has yet again bungled a mission. While it may have seemed a simple task to beam my cremated remains to outer space so that I may go where no man has gone before, I now find myself spread around the backyard of a Navajo woman’s house in the New Mexico desert. Please send reinforcements ASAP. While the Navajo come in peace, I cannot say the same for the alien life forms around here who claim to support a man named Bush, who is obviously a half-wit. I have yet to find any intelligent life among them.