Archive for October, 2007

Lemme Outta Here!!!

Sunday, October 28th, 2007

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Antoine Wiertz’s painting of a man who was buried alive.

Ever heard the so-called urban legend where scratch marks and other signs of desperate escape have been found on the lids of coffins? Well lower that skeptical eyebrow because incidents of ‘premature burials’ have been alarmingly high in the past.

Back in the day people were so paranoid about being buried a little earlier than necessary that ‘Safety Coffins’ were invented. These coffins allowed the poor soul to ring a bell or wave a flag from 6 feet under, to let people know that they were not yet ready for that dirt nap.

George Washington who was terrified of premature burial, had the right idea, he made his staff promise not to bury him until he’d been dead for 3 days or more.

Obviously 21st century medical technology has moved on from these terrifying incidences, but refrain from being lulled into too much of a false sense of security. Only last month it was reported that a Venezuelan man woke up in excruciating pain as examiners began cutting into his face during his own autopsy.

Happy Halloween Folks!

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Bob Monkhouses Voice from the Grave

Monday, October 8th, 2007

Today’s technology means that the dead no longer need to be silent. Below is the late comedian Bob Monkhouse trying to help cure the thing that killed him four years ago.

Bittersweet to say the least …

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Sealed With A Kiss

Thursday, October 4th, 2007

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Hersheys Kisses are now offering personalised Kisses for special occasions like weddings, birthdays and anniversaries.

What a great idea it would be to personalise kisses for funerals. Kisses could include messages such as “RIP Anita”, “You’ll be Missed Steve” or “Love Always”.

No one can resist a kiss and what better occasion to offer one!

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