Lemme Outta Here!!!

coffin escape
Antoine Wiertz’s painting of a man who was buried alive.

Ever heard the so-called urban legend where scratch marks and other signs of desperate escape have been found on the lids of coffins? Well lower that skeptical eyebrow because incidents of ‘premature burials’ have been alarmingly high in the past.

Back in the day people were so paranoid about being buried a little earlier than necessary that ‘Safety Coffins’ were invented. These coffins allowed the poor soul to ring a bell or wave a flag from 6 feet under, to let people know that they were not yet ready for that dirt nap.

George Washington who was terrified of premature burial, had the right idea, he made his staff promise not to bury him until he’d been dead for 3 days or more.

Obviously 21st century medical technology has moved on from these terrifying incidences, but refrain from being lulled into too much of a false sense of security. Only last month it was reported that a Venezuelan man woke up in excruciating pain as examiners began cutting into his face during his own autopsy.

Happy Halloween Folks!

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3 Responses to “Lemme Outta Here!!!”

  1. jimmy Says:

    wow scary stuff my biggest fear is getting buried alive now ithink being autopsied upon may have taken over! great workon webiste you rascals!!

  2. Drew Says:

    Yuck. I would hope that someone at the funeral home would poke me with something, HARD before burial. What’s the percentage chance of that happening? It’s got to be low…

  3. elsa Says:

    it cant happen often otherwise we’d hear about it

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