Kitschmas Presents

Wondering what to buy the Christian who has everything, for Christmas? Well the Satirical Christian website The Ship of Fools has some ideas that may trip your trigger.

In their 12 Days of Kitschmas, they have come up with some hilarious gifts to raise an eyebrow on Christmas morning.

From a calendar showing scantily dressed models posing with coffins.

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To Jesus on a motorbike, insisting that “Riding into town on a donkey was all very well in the days of sandals and wearing tea towels on your head. But today the Messiah who wants to make an impression needs something a bit more.”

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Their “thongs of praise” may be the most shocking of the twelve gifts.

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Jaw dropping even by MFF standards, kudos guys!

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3 Responses to “Kitschmas Presents”

  1. elsa Says:

    my word!! what would jesus say??

  2. Pugnacious_E Says:

    hmmmmmm….while I luv luv luv niker Jesus, im not too sure about the virgin mary panties.

  3. Pugnacious_E Says:

    oops, i mean BIKER jesus :)

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