No leg to stand on

A South Carolina funeral home was ordered closed today by a judge after a brief hearing concerning the treatment of one of their cadavers.

In 2004, one of the employees was having trouble fitting a Mr. James Hines (who was 6′7″) into his coffin. He decided to take matters into his own hands and came up with the crafty idea of using a chainsaw to hack his legs off.

This matter was brought to the attention of the police in April, when a former employee finally came forward. The body was exhumed and the story was confirmed, leaving the owner of the funeral parlor with…..no leg to stand on.

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4 Responses to “No leg to stand on”

  1. AirmanMom Says:

    Glad you are back!
    ~AM

  2. sam Says:

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  3. ramona Says:

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  4. Poor African Says:

    “…He decided to take matters into his own hands and came up with the crafty idea of using a chainsaw to hack his legs off…” that was just barbaric! insanity! we will all die one day and it is always good to put ourselves in other people’s shoes.

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